I Want a Lawyer Please Sir Tank
“I Want a Lawyer Please Sir” by Anxious Ant Crimes
Because sometimes, you’re guilty… of being iconic.
Strut your stuff in the official Anxious Ant Crimes tank, featuring our stressed-out ANT mascot, who’s this close to calling for backup.
“I want a lawyer, please sir!” And no, I’m not talking about someone who’ll just give you legal advice — I’m talking about the one who can pull us all out of this chaotic mess.
Perfect for when life feels like an interrogation room and you need to plead your case with maximum sass.
Vintage distressed style. Classic humor. Serious attitude.
“I want a lawyer. Please sir.” — Anxious Ant Crimes
More details
- 82% polyester, 18% spandex
- Fabric weight: 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²) (weight may vary by 5%)
- Fitted
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Anxious Ant Crimes
- Email: anxious-ant-crimes-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Contact with rough surfaces should be avoided since they can pull out the white fibers in the fabric, damaging the item. Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I Want a Lawyer Please Sir Tank Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
14.57
|
12.99
|
23.23
|
|
S
|
15.35
|
13.78
|
242
|
|
M
|
16.14
|
14.57
|
24.8
|
|
L
|
17.72
|
16.14
|
25.59
|
|
XL
|
19.29
|
17.72
|
26.38
|